It has been 2 weeks that my office has shifted to Yeshwantpur, an area that is 22 kms from my place.
The very first day of the office, I fell while walking. Yeah, I was just walking towards my boss’s car who was giving me a lift to the new facility, and I fell, I seriously have no clues how it happened. (Yeah, you can say m dumb)
It was only when I reached office that I noticed that my blood colored chudidar is stained with blood over my knee. Great! I rushed to security for a first aid box. Alas! This is the first day here, and the first aid is box is packed somewhere…god knws where! Fantastic!!

Next day, afraid of driving 22 kms one way, I thought of going with my colleague. Anyways, unable to bend one knee, I could not think of driving.
The whole stretch of 22 kms was fine, until…we fell. Yesss…again!!! Our bike slipped just 200 meters from the office, this time hurting my other knee.
Hmm!! I did not make a wrong decision to quit…I thought.
3rd day onwards, I decided to be on my own. As my vehicle had become an old grand- granny, we thought of buying a new one. A white TVS Wego, I started driving it this Monday. I felt so proud of it when people stared at it (admiringly) waiting at the signals, or talked amongst themselves looking at my vehicle. One of the guys even asked about it while waiting at a signal. Beauty it is!! :)
So it is the 5th day I am coming to office on my new Wego. (5 days and already covered 250 kms)
It had rained last night. The roads were wet and spoiled.
I started @ 8:30.
I had just covered 3 kms and I felt my jacket pocket is lighter, that means I forgot my cell.
Ok! Take a U-turn, fought a very crowded traffic and reached home. Ravi was giving a call to search where I had dumped my cell. It was ringing wherever I was going to search it. How is it possible I thought? Ofcourse, It’s possible only when you are carrying it. And then it struck my dumb mind (it would be an insult to call it a mind at all). It was ringing from my jeans pocket. Wow!!! I never realized that I was wearing something other than jacket which had pockets too!! Grrrr……
So the journey to office re-starts.
Just ½ km from our home, that very crowded traffic had taken a shape of blody-jam. I thought to be extra precautious as it is my last day, and almighty has already given me signals, I don’t want it to be like the first day to yeshwntpr. So, I kept on standing for 10 mins…absolutely still and safe. 15 mins! I got restless.
I saw a few bikers taking U-turn to another route. I thought of following them as the jam looked to be never-ending one.
I was following a bike-wala. He took a narrow lane, which turned into an even narrower lane. On this particular right turn, there was a tin pipeline cover, which was heightened a little by cemented dome. While taking that turn, I was onto it and suddenly the bike-wala applied break. I too had to apply breaks, but unfortunately I couldn’t reach the ground because of that stupidly covered pipeline and…Ya, u guessed it right! Again!!! And this time, it was my new Wego along with me :’(
Thankyou god! U did not hurt me much, it’s just my beloved forefinger nail that broke, which ofcourse mean I’ll have to cut rest of the 4 nails which I grew so patiently :(
Great! Why dint I listened to my instincts of being safe on my last day!! Screwed I am!!
I got up and started driving again.
Now, I followed the strict rule ‘don’t-cross-40-else-u’ll-b-dead-next’.
For the first time I drove so clumsy.
The road conditions were absolutely amazing complementing the Bangalore traffic…wet, soiled, with pools of chocolate colored water on it’s side. (I think I’ll stat hating chocolates with this statement, so lets strike it off!)
I don’t understand why people love being kid in such a traffic…especially the auto-walas and 4-wheeler walas, they love to splash that chocolate sauce oops!! Striking it off for obvious reasons splash those pools of water on people standing around, and then grinning like a child does.
Oh!! How I love Bangalore traffic.
So finally, I managed to reach office in 1 hr 45 mins! Thank God for this achievement.
After 2 adventurous weeks to this new place, I am finally here for my last day.
How am I feeling? Well! It has to be mixed feelings because Crossdomain was a bliss for me, I got an opportunity to work on really challenging projects that were starting from scratch, a very good team and an absolutely amazing manager. But with this driving incident very fresh in my mind…
Whatever…
You can wish me luck for my future endeavors :)
If you are wondering on the title of this post, this is how people have started greeting me after reaching the office.
And dare you laugh on this!!!
One of my knee is still not recovered u see!! Grrr….